the-absolute-funniest-posts:

and I go up to them like:

And they’re like:

“WHAT?”

I’m like:

“Nevermind.”

The less sleep I get, the more awake I am.

omghilariousblog:

and the more sleep I get, the less awake I am.

  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS